http://dragonflyranch.com/blog Barbara's peregrinations on the fly Sun, 05 Feb 2012 09:08:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://dragonflyranch.com/blog/2008/12/30/chuckle-out-the-old-year/ http://dragonflyranch.com/blog/2008/12/30/chuckle-out-the-old-year/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:56:57 +0000 admin http://dragonflyranch.com/blog/?p=272 >>>> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these
>>>> children’s science
>>>> exam answers…
>>>>
>>>> Q: Name the four seasons.
>>>> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>>>>
>>>> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
>>>> safe to
>>>> drink.
>>>> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
>>>> large
>>>> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>>>>
>>>> Q: How is dew formed?
>>>> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
>>>> perspire.  < BR>
>>>> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love
>>>> this!)
>>>> A: Keep it in the cow.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>>>> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
>>>> All water tends
>>>> to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
>>>> moon, and
>>>> nature hates a vacuu m. I forget where the sun joins in
>>>> this fight.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What are steroids?
>>>> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>>>> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
>>>> intercontinental
>>>>
>>>> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>>>> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
>>>> adultery.
>>>> (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
>>>> < B>
>>>> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>>>> A: Premature death.
>>>>
>>>> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g.,
>>>> abdomen)
>>>> A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium,
>>>> the borax and
>>>> the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the
>>>> borax
>>>> contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
>>>> contains the five
>>>> bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What is the fibula?
>>>> A: A small lie.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What does ‘varicose’ mean? (I do love this
>>>> one…)
>>>> A: Nearby.
>>>>
>>>> Q: Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarian
>>>> Section.’
>>>> A: The Caesarian Sect ion is a district in Rome.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What does the word ‘benign’ mean?’
>>>> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

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